Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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