you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My vagina is very pro this idea
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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