Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
