Nicole vs. Life
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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