Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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