I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think your dad took our porno
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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