Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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