apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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