I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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