He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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