he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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