so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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