on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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