I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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