so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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