I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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