hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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