I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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