I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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