Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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