She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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