So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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