Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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