Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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