Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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