If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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