My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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