Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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