Porn is love you can see.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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