sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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