At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
soo... how was my night?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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