Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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