so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
