Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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