That's when you crack a 10am beer
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
