is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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