i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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