Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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