Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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