do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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