singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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