Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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