No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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