If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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