You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
