so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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