dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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