It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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