Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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