I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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