Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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