Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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