The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
No subtext here. People are naked.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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